Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Indeed, Professor McGonagall sank back in her chair at the staff table after a few feeble remonstrances and was clearly heard to express a regret that she couldn't run cheering after Umbridge herself because Peeves had borrowed her walking stick." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"I should explain that members of the Order of the Phoenix have more reliable methods of communicating than the fire in Dolores Umbridge's office." - Dumbledore

" . . . saying it looked to him as though Professor Marchbanks would shortly be meeting a round, dark, soggy stranger . . ." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"They found Montague, sir, he's turned up jammed inside a toilet on the fourth floor." - Malfoy

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecomb is using a form of sign - language as yet unknown to humans - " - Professor McGonagall

"Daringly, Fred and George had put and enlargement charm on the front of The Quibbler and hung it on the wall, so that Harry's giant head gazed down upon the proceeding, ocasionally saying thing like "THE MINISTRY ARE MORONS" and "EAT DUNG, UMBRIDGE" in a booming voice." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"He dreamed that Neville and Professor Sprout were waltzing around the Room of Requirement while Professor McGonagall played the bagpipes." - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Doctors? Those Muggle nutters that cut people up? Nah, they're Healers." - Ron

""And it's Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle; what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years and she still won't go out with me - "
"JORDAN!"" - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Aha! I've had a tip - off that you are intending to place a massive order for Dungbombs!" - Filch

"Voldemort doesn't just march up to people's houses and bang on their front doors, Harry." - Sirius

Don’t worry, you’re just as sane as I am.

"You should write a book, translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."
-Ron Weasley

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
-Hermione Granger

Indifferent and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike....

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, “it unscrews the other way.”

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, “it unscrews the other way.”

That's what they should teach us," how girls brains work" it would be more useful than divination anyway!
-Harry

Umbridge itis

'Dumbledore's Army, Cornelius,' said Dumbledore, still smiling as he waved the list of names before Fudge's face. 'Not Potter's Army. Dumbledore's Army.'

'But--but--'

Understanding blazed suddenly in Fudge's face. He took a horrified step backwards, yelped, and jumped out of the fire again.

"Why do you call Voldemort the Dark Lord? I've only ever heard Death Eaters call him that."

- Harry (to Snape)

"The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter- or at least, most minds are."

"You're just as sane as I am".
-Luna Lovegood

"help will be always be given at Hogwarts to those who asked for it" Professor Albus Brian Percival Wulfric Dumbledore

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”
-Hermione Granger