Ek villainDVD - 2014 | Hindi
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Intro to the story near the beginning:
'Devil. Monster. Demon. Beast.'
'Who says that only God has several names?'
'Demons are found in hell.'
'But I met one such demon in the so-called paradise in Goa.'
'But demons possess a special quality.'
'It's his habit to be present at his own funeral.'
'Hatred is his weapon.'
'Anger is his explosive.'
'He doesn't know what sympathy means.'
'No one loves him.'
'Every love story has a hero...'
'...and a villain.'
'But this love story is of a villain.'
The Xerox machine in this office works more than you.
-The Xerox machine!
Really, you are not worthy of earning even 2 rupees. You don't have that talent.
All of you like making fun of me, right? The Xerox machine in the office works more than me. Call your Xerox machine. To save your life. Don't worry, madam. Henceforth, you won't have any complaints against me.
At around 28 minute mark that a church sign reads the best memorable quote:
"Forgiveness Does Not Change The Past, But It Does Enlarge The Future."
Aisha! Do you want to hear a joke? Once, a man was drowning in the sea. He started praying to God to save him. A fishing boat came. He said, "Give me your hand." The man said, "No. God will save me." Then a ship came. The captain said, "Hold my hand." He said, "No. God will save me." The man drowned. After his death, he asked God, "Why didn't You save me?" God said, "You think your father sent that boat and ship?" Aisha, I know that I might not be able to save you from dying. But by holding my hand, you can keep me alive.
Do you want to hear a joke? Once a man was drowning in the river. He yelled, "Lord Ganesha, please save me!" Lord Ganesha started dancing. The man asked, "Why are You dancing?" So, Lord Ganesha said, "Didn't you dance while immersing me in water?"
A joke. A woman went to the police station and asked the inspector... "Inspector, my husband had gone to the market... to buy okra two days ago. He hasn't come back yet."
The inspector said, "What's the big deal, madam? Cook some other vegetable."
Do you want to hear a joke? Once a thief got into a house to steal. The safe read, "There is no need to break open this safe. Press 1,2,3 and then the red button. The safe will open."
As soon as the thief pressed the button... the alarm rang and the police came there.
Who are you?
-I am the one who won't let you die in peace... nor will I let you live in peace.
I'm sorry. Don't mind, but I have no mind.
Do you want to hear a joke? Once, there was a beggar. He called up in the five star hotel and ordered for a burger pizza and sweet dish. Waiter asked him... in whose name the order shall be placed? Beggar said give it in the name of God.
A criminal always returns to the place where he had committed the crime ... and a lover always returns to the place where he had made love
We're the same. You want to kill me for your wife. And I was killing everyone for my wife.
Just as a lion plays with his prey in the forest. He catches it and then let's it go, and then catches it again. He chases it, catches it and then let's it go again. Until you keep running, he'll keep chasing you. The day you turn the tables, you'll be the hunter. And he'll be the prey.
Hatred cannot erase hatred, only love can ... you just need a hand ... that can pull you from darkness into light
In life there is one smile which a person learns himself to hide his sorrow ... and there is one smile that makes a person forget all his sorrow.
No lamp can give light to this darkness ... only the fire of your pyre can.
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